DUMPSTER CEASEFIRE
Did American support for Ukraine’s war with Russia just melt down on live TV in an angry Oval Office brawl? Well… it sure looks that way.
- President Donald Trump’s explosive White House meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy this afternoon was a scene for the history books, unspooling in real-time before rolling cameras. Not only was it messy, vitriolic and bizarre even by Trump standards — it may one day be remembered as the moment when years of support for a besieged American ally at war cracked in a heated argument, while European leaders gawked in slack-jawed horror.
- The meeting between Trump, Zelenskyy and Vice President JD Vance started out friendly enough. Zelenskyy had come to Washington to urge Trump to continue supporting his country’s fight against Russia’s invasion — and negotiate a response to Trump’s demand for $500 billion in rare earth minerals. But as the three men answered questions from the press, tempers began to rise… until they boiled over in angry recriminations, accusations and downright insults. Trump is the only American president who’s ever appeared on WWE, and today, it showed.
- “I’ve empowered you to be a tough guy, and I don’t think he’d be a tough guy without the United States,” Trump railed at a visibly disturbed Zelenskyy. “You’re either going to make a deal or we’re out — and if we’re out, you’ll fight it out. I don’t think it’s going to be pretty.”
Trump thundered: “You don’t have the cards right now … You’re gambling with World War III!” Zelenskyy’s shot back: “We’re not playing cards!”
- “Fuck,” a Ukrainian lawmaker texted What A Day, after seeing the news. Trump then kicked Zelenskyy out of the White House — and hinted at a withdrawal of U.S. military support. “I have determined that President Zelenskyy is not ready for Peace if America is involved,” he wrote. “He disrespected the United States of America in its cherished Oval Office. He can come back when he is ready for Peace.” The White House canceled a joint news conference with the leaders.
- The episode shook Ukraine supporters to their core. “I am just stunned. This might have been the worst possible thing that could have happened today,” Doug Klain, a policy analyst for the pro-Ukrainian Razom advocacy group, told What A Day. Putin and his allies are likely celebrating, he added. “I’m sure they’re already on their seventh vodka toast.”
- Others believe Zelenskyy should’ve been more careful to not argue publicly with Trump in front of the cameras: “I think it was a really stupid move from our side,” Volodymyr Omelyan, Ukraine’s former infrastructure minister, texted me. “Much better to sign the means-nothing-agreement and keep on fighting.” Former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev rejoiced and called Zelenskyy an “insolent pig.”
- It’s hard to overstate the significance of what just went down. Ukraine’s relationship with the United States has been on shaky footing since Trump took office, but today marks a low point. A careful viewing of the tape shows that JD Vance started the fight by accusing Zelenskyy of coming to “litigate this in front of the American media.” Trump’s team appears to have been looking for a barfight. “This is going to be big,” a reporter overheard White House staff whisper.
Meanwhile, a Russian state news reporter seemingly waltzed into the Oval Office for the meeting, and no one’s even talking about that anymore. Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s posture sums up how we all felt watching that meeting.
UNNATURAL DISASTER
While Donald Trump spent the day yelling at Ukraine’s president, his administration picked a fight with a more unlikely opponent …the weather. Climate correspondent Anya Zoledziowski joins me to explain why this is bad news.
Trump and the DOGE bros just fired hundreds of people who help keep Americans safe from storms and hurricanes. So far, probationary employees at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration have been let go, but the administration is threatening even more imminent cuts.
“My first thought is, ‘wow, that’s really stupid,’” Andrew Rosenberg, former deputy director of NOAA’s National Marine Fisheries Service, told What A Day.
It’s stupid, he said, because NOAA does a heck of a lot. It monitors the atmosphere and oceans, protects marine life, forecasts weather, and so much more. Those forecasts provide early warnings of natural disasters, which are growing more frequent and destructive thanks to climate change. And they don’t just help humans. They also help protect and conserve marine life. “If you think turtles and whales don’t matter, just ask a schoolkid,” Rosenberg said.
Over two-thousand scientists have urged Congress and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick to protect the agency and its vital work. “Without a strong NOAA, a cornerstone of the U.S. scientific research enterprise, the world will be flying blind into the growing perils of global climate change,” states a letter signed by 2,500 experts earlier this week. Lutnick previously promised he wouldn’t dismantle the agency…wtf, man!
Those who remain at the agency are shaken up. “The vibe is bad. People are angry, sad, crying in meetings, feeling defeated, but trying to find some way to fight it and stop this bullshit,” a NOAA staffer who is still employed told What A Day, adding that the suicide prevention hotline number has been shared. Let that sink in. Remember, Russell Vought said: “We want the bureaucrats to be traumatically affected.”
“The people I worked with in government are the hardest working, most dedicated people I’ve ever worked with,” Rosenberg said. “They’ve been threatened, insulted, and intimidated to a level I’ve never seen by this administration.”
Others expressed determination to fight — including in court. “Overall our vibes are just solidarity, we love all our coworkers and respect the world we do and we all know this isn’t justified, legal, or in any way related to us,” a second person still with NOAA told us.
This story is supported by our nonprofit partner, Crooked Ideas.
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