
TRUMP (BYTE) DANCE
Donald Trump has vowed to āsaveā TikTok before itās banned as soon as next month.Ā Get ready for a wild, unpredictable scramble for the controversial appās future.
- President-elect Donald Trump has an uncanny knack for picking the most ironic moment possible to do something ridiculous. Case in point: Just yesterday, Trump took to social media to boast about his 23 million followers and 3.8 billion views on TikTok, the social media app targeted by Congress as a national security threat due to its Chinese ownership. This morning, aĀ federal appeals court ruledĀ the app can be banned nationwide as early as Jan. 19 ā the day before Trump takes office āĀ unless its Chinese owner, ByteDance, agrees to sell. The ruling sets up an madcap, last-minute global power struggle over an app used by over 100 million Americans, includingĀ one-third of adultsĀ and the majority of teens.
- Trumpās reinvention as the savior of TikTok is absurd for multiple reasons, including the fact that he tried to ban it himself with an executive order the last time he was president (thereās literally an entire Wikipedia page entry on Trumpās āTikTok controversyā). He changed his tune on the campaign trail, when one day he floated the bizarre argument that TikTok should be saved to compete with his top social media nemesis, Facebook, which he blasted as the āenemy of the people.ā Kellyanne Conway, his former close aide who now advocates for TikTok,Ā credited the app for Trumpās winĀ in November and said he āappreciatesā its ābreadth and reach.ā
- Trump campaigned hard on protecting TikTok. āFor all of those who want to save TikTok in America, vote for Trump,ā heĀ saidĀ in a video in September, sounding way too much like a sketchy old man offering Skittles to children on a playground. āIām now a big star on TikTok!ā
Another irony: Trumpās top allies and cabinet nominees absolutely loathe TikTok.Ā In fact, hating TikTok isĀ one of the few things thatĀ brings MAGA loonies and Democrats in Congress together.
- Trumpās pick for Secretary of State,Ā Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL),Ā is on record claiming that āCommunist China will use TikTok against America.ā That view is shared by Trumpās pick for Department of Homeland Security,Ā Gov. Kristi Noem (R-SD), who banned the app from government phones in her state; Ā and Trumpās choice to lead the Federal Communications Commission,Ā Brendan Carr, who wrote a chapter in Project 2025 branding TikTok a āforeign influence campaign.ā
- Democrats argue the concerns over foreign surveillance and influence are legit. Sen. Mark Warner (D-VA), the top Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee who has led the charge to ban TikTok, insists the goal isnāt to piss off every teen in America, in comments toĀ What A Day. He said the courtās decision is meant to curb Chinese control over one of the most important platforms in this country. āWhile I understand that many Americans ā particularly younger Americans ā have been skeptical of Congressās concerns with TikTok, todayās decision emphasizes what weāve been saying all along: this is not an effort to take away a service used by millions of Americans, or take away the voice and creativity of TikTok users,ā Warner said in a statement.
- Itās far from clear how this drama will play out. TikTokās owner, ByteDance, will probably try to delay the Jan. 19 deadline into the start of the Trump presidency, by any legal means possible. If it can, then once Trump reenters the Oval Office,Ā he has a few optionsĀ to gum up the works, although heād need to work with Congress to undo the law. Of course, Trump could just change his mind and sign off on the ban (wouldnāt be the first time!).
- Trump might simply tell his new attorney general not to enforce the ban. But that would put all the big companies involved in a weird place, where theyāre breaking a law because Trump said it was fine. āIf youāre the general counsel of Apple and [chief executive] Tim Cook turns to you and says, āCan we host TikTok on our app stores,ā youāre in a very awkward position if the answer is āTrump said we couldā in a random tweet,ā Alan Rozenshtein, a former national security adviser to the Justice Department, told theĀ Washington Post. āHow much do you trust Trump?ā
I think we all know the answer to that last question,Ā donāt we?
INTERNET ODDITIES
We learned something strange about the internet this week, when so many netizens reacted to the brazen murder of a corporate executive in New York City with an outpouring of vitriol for the health insurance industry. But they didnāt stop there.
Now, social media users are lighting up the web with heart emojis for the shooter, whose dashing good looks have some calling him ābabygirl.ā
ābro got assassinated by a cutie patootie,ā one X userĀ posted, gaining over 140,000 likes on a surveillance camera photo of the man flashing a toothy grin, which reportedly was taken while a hostel employee was flirting with him. āEvery woman I know is down catastrophic for the United Healthcare CEO assassin,ā another personĀ wrote. āthis is my sleepless in seattle,ā another userĀ posted, referring to the romcom featuring a young, hunky Tom Hanks.
Police still havenāt caught the shooter who targeted Brian Thompson, the 50-year-old UnitedHealthcare CEO, outside his Hilton on Wednesday morning. Now, authorities areĀ working with DNA evidence, and New York City Mayor Eric Adams said the investigation is āon the right track.ā
Meanwhile, a question Iām wondering: When a guy commits a cold-blooded crime on video, and then unexpectedly conquers the internet⦠can we even be sure that a jury would convict him? It only takes one holdout for a hung jury. One very online juror, perhaps.
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NEWS NEWS NEWS
Americaās milk supply will be tested for bird flu,Ā almost a year after cows were infected with the virus, the Department of Agriculture announced today. Great news for Santa Claus, just in time.
Russian media hosts believe MAGA whackadoo Tucker CarlsonĀ recently traveled to the country because heās operating as Donald Trumpās backchannel to Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, the Daily Beast reports.Ā Tucker Carlson??? No way!!!
President Joe Biden would have to issue more than 100 pardonsĀ in the coming weeks to catch up with his predecessors. You wouldnāt know heās way behind Trump by the extensive media coverage after he pardoned his son Hunter, an especially controversial decision.
NYC Mayor Eric Adams raised the possibility of switchingĀ from the Democratic to the Republican Party as his corruption scandal unfolds. āIām a part of the American party,ā he said, when asked if heād return to the GOP, which he was a member of from 1995 to 2002. āThose who donāt like it, they will cancel me ⦠I say: Cancel me. Iām for America.ā So⦠can we just cancel him?
Romania’s top court called off its presidential electionĀ today after warning about Russia conducting āaggressive hybridā attacks against the country, an analysis supported by the U.S. The far-right and left-wing political groups are likely to oppose the measure as an attempt by the current government to hold onto power.
Centibillionaire conspiracy theorist Elon Musk was the only funderĀ of a super PAC that sought to compare Trumpās record on reproductive rights to that of late progressive icon Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg in the final weeks of the campaign. Sheās doubtless rolling in her grave.
Sen. Jacky Rosen (D-NV) said that Democrats need to figure outĀ how to block Trumpās potential repeal of the Affordable Care Act. āCan you imagine that you could go back to a time where you could be denied insurance for a pre-existing condition? No person I have ever met wants to go back to that nightmare,ā she told our friends at theĀ What A DayĀ podcast.
A federal judge dismissed a racial and sexual harassment case against rapper Lizzo, saying that her wardrobe assistant can sue the touring and payroll companies, but not Lizzo as an individual.
The ACLU has a plan to hold the Trump administration accountable on day one:
- File legal actions to combat discriminatory tactics, including attacks on housing, health care and employment for LGBTQ individuals
- Challenge the administrationās dangerous attacks on reproductive freedom ā including attempts to take medication abortion off the selves ā through advocacy efforts in Congress and at the state level
- Work with state and local officials to push back against federal overreach and ensure our rights and freedoms arenāt stripped away by federal force.
If Trump’s campaign promises ā discrimination against LGBTQ individuals and other vulnerable populations, complete bans on abortion access, and threats of mass deportationā are any indication, we must prepare for a full-scale attack on our most fundamental rights.
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